WORLD REVIEW — March 2019

POLITICAL TRANNIES

Max Wilson Productions, being an all inclusive organization, didn't want to demonstrate a lack of sensitivity towards gender fluidity and queer stuff like that, so we came up with this presentation to show our empathy.

We thought that seeing as how so many high profile woke politicians are pushing hard for social acceptance of trannies, we'd give the pollies the opportunity to go there for themselves. You know, just to show our good faith and benevolent spirit. After all, you can tell how enthusiastic these world leaders and representatives are, who advocate fiercely on behalf of the rainbow people, but can't engage personally with gender identities and self experimentation. No, they have to stay as who they are as recognizable world famous entities. So we're giving them a bit of fun so they can catch a glimpse of themselves and what life could be like for them, if only they had the freedom to switch genders like us ordinary people do each day. Here's what we came up with...

 

MISS CANADA OF THE FUTURE — ROSE TRUDEAU

Rose Trudeau

Now Ms Trudeau takes this gender stuff very seriously. Back when she identified as a male, Justin, went so far as to introduce legislation in Canada to force people to use the correct gender pronouns when addressing trannies. Laws which, if broken, attracted fines (maybe) and/or imprisonment. That just goes to show you what sort of serious commitment and deep passion he/she/wtf had/has for this fabulously non binary progressive social justice equality thing. "Today is about ensuring that all people, regardless of sexual orientation or gender identity, feel safe and secure and empowered to freely express themselves," Trudeau said in a statement.

Naturally Justin/Rose was the first politician to come to our minds for a highly deserving Photoshop gender reassignment makeover in our studio; just to see what his/her freely expressed empowerment would look like.

And just look what happened! Isn't she gorgeous?

A definite future Miss Universe winner if it could only come true. Don't worry Justin, if you try really hard, in this wonderful progressive new world, the opportunities are endless. You could do it! You could become a world famous sex-celebrity overnight, maybe even get sexually harassed and post your very own tweet on #MeToo.

Original image — Stan Behal/Toronto Sun/QMI Agency

 

COMMUNIST MANIFESTO OF THE FUTURE — KARL PELOSI-MARX

Karl Pelosi-Marx

Why shouldn't women get into the fun? They've got just as much right to go trannie as anyone else. Equality of opportunity and all that.

"Pelosi said at the National Action Network Legislative & Policy Conference, noting the House Democrats of the 116th Congress will be around 60 percent women, people of color and LGBTQ people."

In the true spirit of equality Nancy Pelosi notes the over representation of women in the Democrat's Congress. Immediately she sees the opportunity to achieve gender balance, increasing tranny numbers and simultaneously boosting the sad representation of pathetic soy-boy Democrat white males. But that's just talking the talk. We decided to take the extra step for Nancy and allow her to walk the walk.

Yep, we decided to give her some high calibre communist white male status by emulating a Democrat's hero – Karl Marx. Hmm, I'm not sure the transition was all that successful. But that's one heck of a good beard. Nancy/Karl must have taken a lot of hormones, steroids and gobs of extra testosterone to grow that. I just wish I could say it looks good on him. Oh well...

Original image — United States Congress, public domain

 

BREXIT OF THE FAR DISTANT FUTURE — KING TERRY THE REMAINER

King Terry the Remainer

"Theresa May has said the Government will seek to 'streamline and de-medicalise' the process of changing gender to reflect that 'being trans is not an illness'."

Theresa's getting off to a hot start already!

It's getting hard to keep up sometimes. Makes us wonder what exactly she's got in mind. Whatever her/his plans are, we've taken leave to get in first. We decided that a stout Royal English beard is just the ticket for this pollie. King Henry VIII. And that beard fits like a glove. And talking about gloves, check out the hands in the picture. They are totally untouched by us. It looks like she/he might be getting into hormone treatment already. Those big tough hands would be right at home on a bricklayer.

Anyway, add some brown hair dye to make her/him look like a virile fellow with plenty of toxic masculinity to score with the chicks and he comes up a treat. A top quality makeover. (Aside: It'd be good if we got paid for this sort of stuff.) Now, if King Terry got rid of the beads and bangles, put on a classy man's suit, and wore a monster strap-on, he'd probably be in a much better position to deal with and penetrate those recalcitrant a-holes in the EU. Brexit might actually become a reality – but then again, once a remainer, always a remainer.

Original image — National Archives UK Goverment, Open Government Licence v3.0

 

MISS FRANCE OF THE FUTURE — EMMANUELLE MACAROON

Emmanuelle Macaroon

Emmanuel Macron is taking steps to go even further than other pollies in the quest for gender inclusivity. He/she wants to airbrush school children's moms and dads out of the picture, replacing them with gender neutral parents as Parent No 1 and Parent No 2.

"This amendment aims to root in law children’s family diversity in administrative forms submitted in school," said Valérie Petit, MP for the majority REM party of President Emmanuel Macron.

We decided to give Emmanuel/Emmanuelle equal status to Justin/Rose in the Miss Universe glamour world as a makeover. It's only proper. Everyone must be equal comrade. Except in this case Emmanuelle hasn't fluffed up as being the equal of Rose in our opinion. Nope. But beauty is in the eye of the beholder and so who knows? We'll leave it up to you connoisseurs of femininity to decide for yourselves.

But he/she has opened up new and exciting opportunities regarding genderless parenthood. So Emmanuelle, if you put your mind to it, you could attempt giving birth to a baby becoming both Parent 1 and Parent 2 all at the same time. I don't know exactly how you'd go about impregnating yourself — that's definitely something we don't want to think about. But it seems you've had a lot of practice doing it to France recently. You'll know what to do. But just in case you don't, you could go ask the Gilet Jaunes, I'm very sure they'll kindly tell you where to go and what to do.

Original image — Alex Mertz, Miss Universe Organization

 

THE WET GREEN DREAM OF THE FUTURE — ALEX OCASIO-LENIN

Alex Ocasio-Lenin

Everybody wants to get into the act. There's always one who'll go one better than everybody else, exceeding her congresswomanperson duties and responsibilities, spreading her gender-equality generosity around the world.

"Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has helped raise more than £200,000 money for a (British) charity supporting the trans community by making a surprise appearance during a livestream of a Donkey Kong Twitch session." – Seriously, we're not making this up!

Alex Ocasio-Lenin is the ideal makeover for this champion of transgender communism with her/his gooey wet green dream of the United Soviet Socialist Republic of America (USSRA) in 12 years, in compliance with the United Nations Agenda 2030.

Alex and Lenin share great similarities, both being controversial and highly divisive Marxist individuals championing the cause of authoritarian regimes, which introduce political repression and mass killings; the UN sustainable planet meme.

This experimental makeover at first sight looks very funny, sort of loony, but on deeper inspection the transition takes on a frightening scary vision that becomes all too believable. This isn't funny, it's frightening. She/he becomes a monster. Maybe we shouldn't play around with this sort of stuff. We've noticed that what are jokes in one time have an uncanny propensity to become reality later. And that's the truth and that's a worry.

WARNING: Don't look at the above image too long, it'll give you nightmares.

Original image — unknown